00:02 [Music] hello folks today I want to tell you about an epiphany I had about Donald Trump and I guarantee this is something you won't hear on the 6:00 news because those well-paid TV Talking Heads don't have the balls or permission from their corporate Masters to say this but fortunately for you I do now I want you to know before I get into this that this is not a partisan endorsement of Donald Trump not by a long shot but the fact is if the truth be told many of you understand that the choice we are going to have which is the same

01:04 thing it's been for many years a choice between Coke or Pepsi a choice between twiddle D and twiddle Dum is of course not really a choice at all so bearing all that in mind let's at least make our non-choice the obvious real Choice let's make it as funny as hell so for that reason I'm voting for Don Trump does anybody remember several years ago the video of that gal with a yellow jacket and the glasses sitting down screaming no at the announcement that Donald Trump had become president I think it went viral and even

01:51 became a meme on YouTube well I thought that was great but what could be better than that well that's when I remembered that famous scene from the movie Mars Attacks when we started defeating the martians by making their heads explode by playing loud rock music or maybe it was something else I'm not remembering at the moment but the point is it was hilarious watching their heads blow up and that's when the Epiphany hit me wouldn't it be great if electing Donald Trump for a second term caused all the

02:31 woke people's heads to blow up just picture it all over America Millions upon millions of woke people's heads just spontaneously blowing up the news might even sound something like this good morning and I'm Trent trouser snake the greatest unexplained horror of our lifetime tens of thousands of people in La alone heads have exploded with no warning or explanation whatsoever here's ktla's own Biff numnuts reporting live from downtown LA Biff fill us in on exactly what's going on well Trent this is like nothing I've

03:19 ever seen in my life thousands of people's heads have exploded and continue to explode apparently coinciding with Donald Trump's winning the White House for a second time H I don't know if you can hear the audio Trent but this terrible sound of this human tragedy is a lot like the sound of popcorn popping and we're talking about tens of thousands of people we I've never seen anything like this Trent thank you Biff we're going to go live now to the University of copen haen to speak with Dr hun penders schloo

04:04 professor of irregular brain Dynamics Dr penders loo can you give us some insight into what's exactly going on yeah it is a phenomenon known as SBE spontaneous brain explosion and that occurs when V people are unexpectedly exposed to large doses of normality or even the threat of normality this coupled with the reality of the validity of traditional gender roles for example is enough to act as a catalyst that triggers their brain through a biochemical process to instantly explode so Dr Pender SLO can anything be

04:54 done to stop this to stop their heads from exploding it is a extremely difficult most people infected with extreme woke or feminist ideology are very resistant to reason and bringing them back to reality is a slow and difficult process especially when they are using drugs which is often the case and why we are witnessing such massive numbers of s I wish I had something better to tell you Trend that unfortunately as you say it is what it is thank you Dr Pender SLO that was Dr Huns Pender schloo from the University

05:39 of Copenhagen Denmark informing us on the most probable cause of mass head explosions Across America and its connection with Donald Trump becoming president of the United States for a second time stay tuned to KTLA for all the latest news and updates until then I'm Trent trouser [Laughter] snake but seriously I'm not even talking about governance here I'm talking about entertainment but I will speak on the issue of governance a little bit first first of all this whole US Government thing is nothing but a sham a

06:28 sideshow all the available evidence that I am aware of clearly indicates that we have a government run by proxy meaning it's actually run by corporate and big business interest but if you don't believe me I'll just go with the current dog and pony show you're used to and I'll tell you what I think about [Music] that and now an important message from former president of the United States Donald Trump hello folks as you know I want to make America great again right now I want to speak for another true patriot

07:14 besides myself Ernest man arnest has some very special items beautiful items most magnificent items folks and I would ask that you do your duty as an American citizen and get some of the these items before they're all gone which would be a terrible thing a very sad and terrible thing folks as your former president I call upon you let's make America an Earnest man great [Music] again Biden is simply too old and unlike a fine wine he's not going to get any better with age I really don't think he

07:58 should stick around for his current term let alone for a second I just wanted to add however that mainstream big mouths on Fox News have been relentless on this point but in a very Juvenile and idiotic way they should be ashamed every single one of us will get old and I really hate people who kick those when they are down especially by no fault of their own such as getting old they should stop being juvenile and apologize the only thing more terrifying than Biden for a second term is Chamilia Harris that woman as I have said many

08:43 times is only in the position of VP for political and ideological reasons it sure as hell is not for her brains if Joe Biden became incapacitated or died tomorrow it is a truly terrifying thought on how this Republic ends the cackling vice president as I refer to her is about as bright as a flashlight with no batteries and I would rather have just about anything instead of her a microwave a blender or Donald Trump since I've already told you about my confidence in governance that leads me to the next obvious choice entertain

09:30 and Donald Trump's got that in Spades just on that qualification alone and the fact that he's much more intelligent than chamia Harris which to be completely honest isn't saying very much the fact is despite all of his legal troubles which I believe to a certain extent is a political Witch Hunt he is tenacious and he is resistant because he does have at least one thing that many mo modern politicians cease to have a long time ago balls and that's something that men and even women used to admire before they became too woke

10:17 feminized and afraid to do so I do disagree with Trump's original campaign slogan if it would have said let's make make America have balls again I would have voted for him so if you're listening Donald you still got time to change that slogan until next Monday or Friday this is earnest wishing you peace and good things