Episode 303

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15th Jan 2024

Bigfoot Actually Trapped and Captured! Well actually, the sad truth....

Bigfoot: Unveiling the Mystery with Earnest Mann

Hello folks, Earnest Mann here, and today's episode is a fascinating dive into the world of Bigfoot, a topic chosen by you, my audience. With a dash of humor and a sprinkle of skepticism, I tackle the myths and realities of this elusive creature.

Bigfoot: The Enigma in the Forest

Delving into the Bigfoot phenomenon, I explore the intriguing possibilities and scientific challenges of its existence. From the dense forests of the Pacific Northwest to the heart of cryptozoological debates, I examine the evidence (or lack thereof) of this legendary creature.

A Reality Check on Bigfoot's Existence

Using a blend of humor and scientific reasoning, I discuss the practicalities of Bigfoot's existence. I cover everything from its dietary needs to genetic diversity challenges, adding a dose of reality to this cryptic discussion.

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Transcript

00:00 [Music] hello folks thank you for tuning in as you know or hopefully by now should know I made a promise to you you tell me what you want discussed and that's what I discuss it's as simple as that with a few exceptions that's what I do and it doesn't matter what I think what matters is what you think and I do take your requests seriously so please consider that because in this episode I'm going to be discussing please don't change the dial Bigfoot that's right Bigfoot and I have some information you most likely have

00:52 never heard before so stick around because whether you believe in Bigfoot or not you will be informed or at bare minimum entertained now before I get into that I just briefly want to share with you something that just happened to me that is also quite unbelievable my YouTube views when I did the Jordan Peterson episode last week I could not have imagined getting over 900 views so when I did what was basically a followup to that episode episode speaking just a bit about Professor Sam vacan and a few other things I was absolutely dumbstruck

01:41 that I received 2,000 views and for a little guy like me that's astronomical so I just wanted to take this moment to thank each and every one of you that made that happen my words cannot adequately even express how much I appreciate you it was a huge psychological boost at a time in my life when I can absolutely use it thank you now back to the show so I got an email from a guy named Joe who lives in Drain Oregon yes there actually is a small town in southern Oregon called drain and yes I've been there I suppose it's a a better name

02:31 than what they wanted to call it originally piss pot Oregon anyway Joe wanted me to talk about Bigfoot so that's what I'm going to do thank you for the suggestion Joe and thank you for the cup of joe joe it was much appreciated now for those of you who still may be unaware I live in the Great Pacific Northwest and here in Oregon a lot of folks tend to take their Bigfoot quite seriously so that's how I'm going to approach this seriously because the last thing you want to do is piss off a native there is

03:19 a reason why the state is properly pronounced origon just so you know the Elusive and certainly introverted creature which stands 8 or 9 ft tall and weighs 400 to 600 lb depending on the level of Moonlight and the level of alcohol by Bigfoot spotting Witnesses goes by several other names skunk ape in the southern us Sasquatch given by the Native Indians of the Pacific Northwest and Sam squanch the name given to the creature by bubbles one of the characters of the Trailer Park Boys who most people also know and

04:10 who were funny as hell they're Canadian e I'm going to attempt to break down this delusional and idiotic I mean um crypto Zoological Pursuit crypto from the Latin meaning and Zo logical meaning the study of animals with just two simple but reality-based facts food requirements any creature of the size previously mentioned would require a hell of a lot of calories every day just to maintain its weight and stay alive and if that creature was an herbivore even more so this is the reason why you see herbivores constantly grazing

05:03 because if they didn't they would die even though their physiology is designed to extract nutrients from grass and shrubs these are very poor sources of nutrients so if you have to eat a hell of a lot of it even if such a creature were omnivores like ourselves it still would have to consume a hell of a lot of food every day and that's just for one creature but we're not talking about one creature here we would quite necessarily be talking about quite a few as I segue into fact number two and fact number two is a lack of

05:53 geneic diversity in the case of higher mammals if they are are living in the wild but their numbers shrink below a certain point they will eventually die out for the same reasons that humans would die out mental and physiological problems due to inbreeding the only way that can be avoided is you have to have a large enough Bas number of mammals and in a controlled environment so breeding pair are selected to be as far away genetically from each other as possible but of course this kind of selective breeding doesn't happen in the

06:41 wild but then again if you have quite a few members in the group let's say 200 or more mammals then the inbreeding typically isn't such an of an issue and if that's the case and we were talking that many biped mammals you would certainly see them in the wild matter of fact you would practically be bumping into them because quite simply they would either you know have to eat or they would die just a brief moment with a message for our sponsor you if you're finding this episode interesting or informative

07:27 so far I would really appreciate appreciate it if you would hit the Subscribe and notification Bell it really does help the channel grow and if you want me to discuss a subject or offer me some support you can do so from the links in the description below hell just giving me a cup of coffee would be greatly appreciated and now back to the show so what does all this mean well Joe from pisspot I mean uh from draine Oregon I'm sorry that I have to break this news to you and to any and all that may be listening to this show right now

08:13 but it means that this creature exist and inhabits the same place where it always has and probably always will the imagination which is not only okay but actually a really good thing I mean just imagine if this were your next door neighbor and you inadvertently piss them off because of your loud lawnmower or your backyard barbecue party was just way too loud and aggressive for such a shy gentle and retreating giant so one weekend it simply hops the fence and proceeds to rip off your arms and legs as well as that of several other people

09:09 at the party no things simply just wouldn't go well Joe things wouldn't go well at all until next time this is Ernest wishing your health wealth and good luck

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One of the many things I enjoy doing in life, is helping other people the best way I know how, by offering people a sanctuary of sanity in a world gone mad. I do this by offering a different perspective, a realist perspective on just about anything and everything. You see, I have found, that there can be amazing relevant connections in our everyday life, from very unlikely sources, meaning people that on the surface you might think would absolutely have nothing in common with you, but having a discussion with them, ended up benefiting my life, just with the exact information, and at the exact time I needed it! I'm telling you, you will be amazed at how communications with many life experiences can positively affect and improve your life! That is why I created The Earnest Mann Show, a place where we can talk about anything. From history, to current events, economics, politics and religion, to sex with space aliens, you name it, the topics for discussion are only as limited as our imagination, and your input, so leave a comment, because your opinion matters, in this big beautiful world we all share.

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