[0:00] Hello folks, my name is Ernest. Thank

[0:02] you for being here. I had to go to my

[0:06] local Walmart just to pick up a few food

[0:09] items. And of course, as I was walking

[0:12] in, I put a few bucks into the red

[0:15] Salvation Army's collection pot. The

[0:17] bell ringer was very pleasant. And in

[0:20] that moment of giving, I decided to make

[0:23] that the theme of this episode. My

[0:26] thoughts on the importance of helping

[0:29] out the truly needy.

[0:32] Traditionally, now is the time of year

[0:35] that we not only celebrate the bonds of

[0:38] family and friends, but we also turn our

[0:41] attention to the less fortunate. And

[0:44] that's what I would like to speak about

[0:46] today because I believe there is no

[0:49] single individual more deserving of our

[0:52] collective financial assistance than

[0:55] Elon Musk.

[0:57] Now I know that many of you think that

[1:00] Elon Musk is rich. But the sad truth is,

[1:04] and he will never publicly admit this

[1:07] because he is such a virtuous and proud

[1:10] man, that he is down to his last 400

[1:14] billion. and the fact that so many

[1:17] people turned their back on him

[1:19] concerning the Tesla Cyber Truck, which

[1:23] Elon repeatedly stated was the most

[1:26] technically incredible, reliable, and

[1:29] affordable pickup truck America has ever

[1:32] produced, hasn't helped things.

[1:35] What many people don't understand is

[1:38] that even though the Cybert truck did

[1:40] have a few small glitches, premature

[1:43] rusting, sharp edges on body panels that

[1:47] can produce severe cuts, motor failures,

[1:51] transmission failures, electrical system

[1:54] failures, and vehicle fires to name a

[1:57] few. Elon did what any virtuous

[2:00] businessman would do. He eventually

[2:04] after more than 2 years ceased

[2:06] production of the Cybert truck and

[2:09] bought back every Cybert truck purchased

[2:12] for a full refund to the buyer. No. Um I

[2:17] mean wait a minute. He ceased production

[2:20] but he didn't give a full refund to all

[2:23] the buyers. But hey, I'm sure it was

[2:27] just some kind of bureaucratic mess up

[2:30] or the government wouldn't let him do

[2:32] it. Or most likely the sun, the moon,

[2:36] and the planets were not in proper

[2:39] alignment because Elon is a firm

[2:42] believer in astrology. And you certainly

[2:45] can't blame him if the planets were not

[2:49] in proper alignment,

[2:51] which ironically alignment also being

[2:55] another issue with the Cybert truck that

[2:58] I forgot to mention.

[3:00] But my point here is that I have no

[3:03] doubt he wanted to. But sometimes even a

[3:08] paragon of virtue and intelligence such

[3:11] as Elon Musk must bend the knee, must

[3:15] kneel before the forces of the cosmos.

[3:19] And then by no fault of his own, just

[3:23] simply being a victim of the venomous

[3:25] fate of the cosmos, he has had to endure

[3:29] a very large number of lawsuits. Many of

[3:32] them being for negligent death and

[3:35] dismemberment.

[3:36] But you know how that makes him feel?

[3:40] I'm not talking about the money,

[3:43] although I'm certain he's taking a very

[3:46] undeserved financial beating from that.

[3:49] Because Elon has never really cared

[3:52] about the money. I'm talking about his

[3:56] emotional state.

[3:58] Bear in mind, we're talking about a man

[4:01] who came from very humble beginnings.

[4:04] His father only owning a single diamond

[4:09] mine in South Africa. Can you possibly

[4:12] imagine what that was like?

[4:16] While the other kids in his neighborhood

[4:18] had dads with multiple diamond mines as

[4:21] well as businesses, Elon had to survive

[4:26] his practically ghetto existence by pure

[4:30] grit and street smarts. Somehow managing

[4:34] to survive on less than 200k a year.

[4:40] Few people in the animals of all human

[4:42] history have not only managed to survive

[4:46] in such incredibly horrific conditions

[4:49] but actually thrive and prosper. This is

[4:52] the caliber of man Elon Musk is.

[4:57] If Elon Musk were measured by his

[4:59] intelligence, he could be easily

[5:02] compared to Albert Einstein. And if

[5:05] measured by his ruthless marketing and

[5:08] business savvy, Alexander the Great

[5:11] comes to mind.

[5:14] But bearing all of this in mind, even

[5:16] great men have their trials and

[5:19] tribulations. And right now, Elon Musk

[5:23] is having his.

[5:25] So in the spirit of giving, I believe we

[5:29] should all do our humanistic duty to

[5:33] save this man. A man although extremely

[5:37] bent from the extreme burden of caring

[5:40] so much for others is not broken. A true

[5:45] testament of what can only be described

[5:48] as the greatest man currently living or

[5:52] who has ever lived. the only possible

[5:55] exception being Jesus Christ.

[5:59] So with all that, I'm asking that we all

[6:01] pitch in to the Elon Musk Merry

[6:05] Christmas fund.

[6:08] Even if you can only give a small

[6:10] amount, such as $5,000 or $10,000,

[6:16] it would go a very long way in helping

[6:19] Elon regain his rightful pride and

[6:23] financial composure.

[6:27] Just think back to that Salvation Army

[6:29] bell ringer I told you about in the

[6:32] beginning and put Elon's face on your

[6:36] own Salvation Army's bell ringer

[6:39] wherever you may be in America and try

[6:43] to imagine yourself

[6:46] as hard as this may be being down to

[6:50] your last 400 billion and see if you

[6:55] Don't burst into tears.

[6:59] Until next time, this is Ernest and I

[7:02] wish you all a very happy solstice.